Last night C was mad because H had Annie and June (the girl Little Einstein toys). He was stuck playing with Leo and Quincy (the boy Little Einsteins). He felt they should each have one boy and one girl to play with. We told him to get over it because it was almost time for bed anyway and they both needed to put the toys away. He took Leo and Quincy and stuck them in his pants so that only their heads were sticking out. (Keep in mind that he is only wearing pajama shorts--no shirt.) For whatever reason, this was hilarious to Husband and I. Like peeing in our pants laughing at him. I tried so hard to stop because I know you shouldn't laugh at your kids.
Well, we couldn't stop.
So, C lets out this super high-pitched scream and yells, "I HATE this crazy FAMIIILLYYYYYY!!!!"
We laughed even more.
"And NOW you're being RUDE!!!!!"
Laughed some more.
"Super RUDE!!! You shouldn't laugh at your own KIDS!!!"
Stomach cramping. Trying not to pee.
"MOM!!! Don't be a RUDER!!!!"
OMG. Now I'm dying. Now I'm crying and my side hurts and I'm not sure if I peed or not.
Mom of the year. Right here, folks. Go ahead and give me my medal.
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Sunday, June 24, 2012
I'm baaaackkkk
... for now!
My BFF and I were talking about my blog the other day. Remembering the funny stories I used to post about my kids. I started thinking about the other blogs I would read and follow. Last summer I wrote almost daily. I tried to keep it up during the school year. But life got in the way. And Husband coaching two sports doesn't help.
Anyhow. I'm back. At least I'm gonna try to be back. I miss telling my stories. And I miss reading all y'alls.
Here are some of my FB posts. Just to give you an idea of the craziness:
"H be nice or... Or... I... I'm going home!!"
"You ARE home, BOY!!!!"
My kiddos are playing "Mom and Kid." H just told C, "We have to go to the grocery store, Kid. You have to STAY with me. Do ya understand?!?! No running round."
I overheard this convo between our two Vacation Bible School-ers:
H: "I not going to heaven. I gonna stay wit Nana at her house."
C: "No! You have to go! I want us all together."
H: "I not going."
C: "Dear God. Please help H get to heaven."
H: "I NOT going!"
C: "I wasn't talking to YOU! I was talking to God."
H: "Well, where's He?"
H found another paci. But she's been so annoying this morning I'm letting her keep it. Yes, I just admitted that.
My kids know how to behave in the grocery store. They know how to sit and eat in a restaurant. They know how to clean their rooms and put away their dirty clothes. They don't get in trouble at school. But staying in bed? Yeah I failed on that part. Epic fail.
Anyhow. Maybe tomorrow I will have a new story to share :)
My BFF and I were talking about my blog the other day. Remembering the funny stories I used to post about my kids. I started thinking about the other blogs I would read and follow. Last summer I wrote almost daily. I tried to keep it up during the school year. But life got in the way. And Husband coaching two sports doesn't help.
Anyhow. I'm back. At least I'm gonna try to be back. I miss telling my stories. And I miss reading all y'alls.
Here are some of my FB posts. Just to give you an idea of the craziness:
"H be nice or... Or... I... I'm going home!!"
"You ARE home, BOY!!!!"
My kiddos are playing "Mom and Kid." H just told C, "We have to go to the grocery store, Kid. You have to STAY with me. Do ya understand?!?! No running round."
I overheard this convo between our two Vacation Bible School-ers:
H: "I not going to heaven. I gonna stay wit Nana at her house."
C: "No! You have to go! I want us all together."
H: "I not going."
C: "Dear God. Please help H get to heaven."
H: "I NOT going!"
C: "I wasn't talking to YOU! I was talking to God."
H: "Well, where's He?"
H found another paci. But she's been so annoying this morning I'm letting her keep it. Yes, I just admitted that.
My kids know how to behave in the grocery store. They know how to sit and eat in a restaurant. They know how to clean their rooms and put away their dirty clothes. They don't get in trouble at school. But staying in bed? Yeah I failed on that part. Epic fail.
Anyhow. Maybe tomorrow I will have a new story to share :)
Sunday, February 5, 2012
The life of a Coach's Wife
I started Zumba back in January. I was curious at first. But the more I went, the more I enjoyed it.
And then softball season started. And I, of course, had to stop going.
Husband went out of town on Thursday for a football clinic. (Because we can't just do one sport around here.) This meant I was going to be home with C and H by myself all weekend. I told him I didn't care, but that he had to be home today (Sunday) by 4:00 so I could go to Zumba.
It's 4:13 right now. You do the math.
He texted me around 3:40 and told me they were "45 minutes away. Sorry babe. I owe you." I cried like a baby. Stupid? Yes. Childish? Yes. But my feelings are hurt.
Yes, he was with 5 other men and he was not in charge of the driving. However, I still don't care. I wanted him home in time. And he couldn't make it happen. So that little "welcome home" rendez-vous he thinks he's getting tonight?! Guarantee I can't make that happen either.
And then softball season started. And I, of course, had to stop going.
Husband went out of town on Thursday for a football clinic. (Because we can't just do one sport around here.) This meant I was going to be home with C and H by myself all weekend. I told him I didn't care, but that he had to be home today (Sunday) by 4:00 so I could go to Zumba.
It's 4:13 right now. You do the math.
He texted me around 3:40 and told me they were "45 minutes away. Sorry babe. I owe you." I cried like a baby. Stupid? Yes. Childish? Yes. But my feelings are hurt.
Yes, he was with 5 other men and he was not in charge of the driving. However, I still don't care. I wanted him home in time. And he couldn't make it happen. So that little "welcome home" rendez-vous he thinks he's getting tonight?! Guarantee I can't make that happen either.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Really?
It's a good thing a certain little girl wasn't born first. She would totally be an only child.
She also managed to pee on the floor. It's been a great night, friends. Great night.
She also managed to pee on the floor. It's been a great night, friends. Great night.
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Have y'all been on pinterest? I'm sure you have. Unless you've been living under a rock for the last year. Anyhow. Today has been a pinterest inspired day. We made homemade applesauce, no- bake energy bites, and pepperoni crescent rolls.
I have been on the computer pinning stuff all day long. My goal is to try one thing once a month. Hopefully I can remember to share with you what I've done. But let's not get our hopes up:)
I have been on the computer pinning stuff all day long. My goal is to try one thing once a month. Hopefully I can remember to share with you what I've done. But let's not get our hopes up:)
Saturday, December 31, 2011
"it's not funny!!"
"Mom, H drew on my face when I was pooping. And then she turned the light out and left me!!'"
"And it's not funny!"
Yes it is my friend. Hilari.
"And it's not funny!"
Yes it is my friend. Hilari.
Omg
I finally have an iPhone. Which means I have the blogger app. Which means I totally see more posting in my future. Aren't you excited?! 
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